BREW

offical Blog of the Liger

Saturday, November 20, 2004

PURGATORY

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!
Here is how you matched up against all the levels:

LevelScore
Purgatory (Repenting Believers)Very High
Level 1 - Limbo (Virtuous Non-Believers)Very Low
Level 2 (Lustful)Very High
Level 3 (Gluttonous)Moderate
Level 4 (Prodigal and Avaricious)Low
Level 5 (Wrathful and Gloomy)High
Level 6 - The City of Dis (Heretics)Very Low
Level 7 (Violent)Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge (Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers)High
Level 9 - Cocytus (Treacherous)Low

Take the Dante Inferno Hell Test

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Wednesday, November 17, 2004

PEPSI SPICE

If you enjoy eating cinnamon sticks then by all means drink Pepsi Spice. All the rest of you people,STAY AWAY. You have been warned.

UPDATE: This is what it is.

THIS MORNING

I wonder in these small incidents in my life give my readers a better perspective of who I am? Well, today you get a two for price of one.

I come strolling into the office at 9:10 this morning.

"Everybody stop worrying, I am here"

"Oh, are you late?"

"Funny"

"So, why are you late?"

"I lost track of time"

"Is that why you still holding a full Starbucks Frapachino?"

"Ummm, alright"

This was all done is jest, nobody really cares if your late as long as you come to work.

Later that same morning.

"Matt (one of the IT guys), I can't get my computer to print."

"I will be right over to check it out."

"Ok, thanks"

a few minutes later.

"Maybe you should try putting paper into the printer"

"Oh, um, do I look like have time to put paper into a printer"

"Maybe if you were on time for work, you would have time."

"Touché"

Tuesday, November 16, 2004

SPELLING

Any regular readers will notice my spelling is awful. So my boss just comes over to me and says

"Do you spell your name J-A-S-A-N?"

"negative"

"So why did you do it on this paperwork.?"

"UMMM, I'VE BEEN SET UP!!"

"HA HA HA I don't think so. HA HA HA" (Whole office fills with laughter at my expense)

Monday, November 15, 2004

INDEPNDENT BREW

They are killing Independent Brew. I just found out that my 39 year old cousin is getting married. Curses. In the past, I could always say 'Hey Jeffery is not married yet?' and that usually kept the "When are you going to settle down?" questions at a low. Now, he is going ahead and getting married and to make it worse his fiancé is good friends with my sister Aaron. They have been conspiring for the last 6 months to set me up. The last girl Aaron tried to set me up with got married this summer. Dodged that bullet. The Saturday after Thanksgiving we have Thanksgiving with all my aunts and uncles and cousins on my Dad's side. I also realized that my another old excuse I used for not getting married was my grandfather. He did not get married till he was 29. I am going to be 30 the day after Thanksgiving, so that excuse is no longer valid for me. It really boils down that there are only two girls out of the girls I have dated that I can look back on and say I would have married them. One is Swiss girlfriend, but I think I may have illusions about her since it now has been a few years since we broke up and I have forgotten the exact reasons why I did not like here, but at least she was smart and I tend to attract girls that are less intelligent then me( not that it is hard to be less intelligent then me). The other one would be this other girl who was never really a girlfriend technically. but that is a story for another day.