BREW

offical Blog of the Liger

Tuesday, October 05, 2004

VICE-PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE TRANSCRIPT

Moderator: Welcome to the Vice-Presidential debate We will begin with
opening statements.

John Edwards: There are two Americas. I belong in the rich one, but there
are still two.

Dick Cheney: I'M DICK CHENEY....BEOTCH.

m: Vice-President Cheney, I remind you there is no drinking and smoking
during the debate. I would ask you respectfully to extinguish your cigar.

DC: SHUT UP, I PUT THE VICE IN VICE-PRESIDENT.

JE: I would like to remind the VP to try and act with a degree of civility.

M: VP stay way from Mr. Edwards.

(Cheney picks up the podium and brings it down on top of John Edwards head.)

DC: HOW'S THAT FOR CIVILITY. I'M DICK CHENEY...BEOTCH.